Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Paris




















Gourmet Baguette (approx 3 x 24 inches, for scale): .89Euro.
Heft chunk of savory succulent brie or smoky gouda: 2Euro tops.
Fresh tomato/basil/olive spread: only 2Euro more.
Relational Aesthetic Sandwich-Making Performance at the Louvre: Priceless.

The cliche of lazily traipsing around the beautiful streets of Paris with baguette-in-hand is commonplace for a reason: It is fucking awesome. As the above formula states, my girlfriend and I could spend 5Euro per day and enjoy genuine Parisian cuisine wherever and whenever we wanted to. When the cost of fine, rich cheeses is comparable to that of (1) 'Kraft Single', you must take advantage. Bone ape tit.

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